studbutt:

shittyteenblog:

yep

me
herbiv0re:

God

can I make a play of your conversations.
“Butt. (long pause) ADMIT WE R IN LUV!!!” sob sob sob sob sob???????????????????
WD TALENT SHOW 2013 hMU

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

(via jarrodmatthew)

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herbiv0re:

forte-tour-tots:

leamatoad:

I’m p sure part of my life relies on the conversations between Amberly and Jeff…

We do our best to brighten everybody’s day with our cynical, sarcastic, and nonsensical banter.

we really do, I’m glad we’ve finally succeeded in SOMETHING

hahaha but it’s better because I read them in both of your voices, too. IT’S GREAT.

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I’m p sure part of  my life relies on the conversations between Amberly and Jeff…

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herbiv0re replied to your post: debating whether or not to bring my laptop to…

THERE’S WIFI?????????????????????

Yes I believe so. I checked the website of the hotel. Though I kind of make up things in my head, so I’m not 100% sure. ahahahaha

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debating whether or not to bring my laptop to chicago

WIFI IN DA HOTEL 

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shopping for chicago 3 DAYS AWAY I CAN SMELL IT WSKRGNSWKRHWJR

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epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 
  • Me after running for one minute: I'm still alive, but I'm barely breathing
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chris<3
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